

We generally share political perspectives (why don't I have my own show on Air America?). Those who know me know I certainly could have said either of the following:
"Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area."
"I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth."
Given all of this, how can you tell us apart?
1. Salaries: she wins.
2. Fame: she wins.
3. Height: I win.
4. Bust size: I win.
5. Overall hotness: Well, I'm a bigger babe, but she can get you into the best clubs and pay for your lobster. You choose.
4 comments:
I can definitely see a resemblance. And congrats on getting your doctorate so young!
We have a picture of you where you look even more like Garafalo...but you look sexier. We are going to send it to you as soon as we scan it. Guess who??
I have been a fan of Garafalo's for sometime. I've known you a lot longer. I'll take what you give me anyday.
Hmmm...this is a toughie. Are you sure you won't buy my lobster dinner?
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